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WHOA SHIT THIS IS THE WIKI'S 100TH ARTICLE CONGRATS MOTHERFUCKERS *middle finger*

Come on and SPLATATATAT

YOU'RE A KID NOW

YOU'RE A SQUID NOW

Scalper support

yes

White ink

no

Splatoon is a masterpiece game on the Wii U where you be a squid and a kid. And jizz everywhere with ink.

Gameplay Edit

Press ZL to be a squid. Stop pressing to be a kid. It's that easy. Press ZR to jizz ink. Press R for a special attack. Once you ink enough turf, click the right stick and press the corresponding button to unleash an even bigger special attack. If an enemy finds you, you die. There is respawning though. There are 3 types of weapons. They are shooters, chargers, and rollers. Rollers are OP. Pls nerf. You fight on 10 known maps. You have 3 minutes to fap and whoever claims most turf with your masturbation wins. You can level up to get new weapons.

Gallery of Splatoon Shit Edit

Trivia Edit

  • There is porn.
  • Squidward is not in this game.
  • The main theme is easy to fap to.
  • We also need red, yellow, brown, gray, and black ink. I know most of this is for the dirty-minded people but I am an innocent virgin and honestly see this ink as the paintball it is creatively trying to be.
  • There is no white ink. ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)
  • Ret is really good at Splatoon

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